sblaufuss:

I nearly choked.
grinningmoonlight:

m-a-g-i-c-m-u-s-h-r-o-o-m:

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

If you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.

shit son trying to find the bird flying is like the new where’s waldo
"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

For real!

(via fayedaniels)

Booooom.

(via pluralfloral)

werey0uh0nestwithy0urself:

aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

fuckyeahkitties:

darkwings—darkwords:

beckpoppins:

fluffyfrills:

mitzi—may:

shavingryansprivates:

i’M SCREAMING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE THIS IS

such drama. as if they’d been starving for days. :D

such cry babies oh my god

oh my goodness

tigermonster97:

hinatas-husband:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

boyfurriend:

i have one of those maximum boom balls and im really tempted to know whats inside of it. im gonna cut it open

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Him Free

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

starchildler:

This
841
falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

And now, for The Best Children’s Book Ever

seaborg:

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THAT’S IT GUYS, THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.